I finally got it. It being the Zoot Fuzion Wetsuit. Yesterday, I slipped it on for size. What? Okay, maybe I didn’t slip it on – if you’ve ever tried on a wetsuit you know it’s all about a plastic bag and a lot of tugging, shimmying, and sweating.
I would not say the wetsuit is flattering. Is a wetsuit ever flattering? Of course, it’s supposed to be snug. It really looks like a second skin with swirly designs here and there, one being on the lower back and could easily pass as a tramp stamp. (No offense to those with tramp stamps, this tramp is also permanently stamped.)
Now that I have the wetsuit, what am I supposed to do? Swim? In the ocean? With sharks? Right.