It should be obvious by now that at 3.5 years old, Penelope is boy crazy.
“Mommy…I can’t wait to go to school tomorrow,” she said tonight.
“Why?” I ask, even though I know the answer because she tells me the same thing day after day.
“Because I am going to see Shane and Eli, my boyfriends!”
“Boyfriends? 2 boyfriends? Why 2 boyfriends?” I ask.
“Well, Eli is my real boyfriend,” she explains.
“And Shane?” I ask.
“Shane?” she looks up and shrugs. “He’s just my love thing.”
Holy crap we’re gonna have our hands full when she’s a teenager.